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Phowned
Feb 23, 2012 18:33:45 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 23, 2012 18:33:45 GMT -6
((Lol olives.))
Me: Charlieeeeee Charliiieeeee Charrllliiiieeee Char-!!!!
John: What? I'm right here. Whadaya want?
Me: We're on a bridge Charlieee!
John: AHHHH get me off of here. It's breaking.
Me: No it's not.
John: Oh.
Me: Somebody's got problems.
John: Oh really? Who?
Me: Uhh.
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Phowned
Feb 24, 2012 17:40:40 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 24, 2012 17:40:40 GMT -6
Me: Hmmm, hmm mhhhnn (Humming)
Bob: Umm?? Hello?
Me: Laaa, hmmm, hmhmm,
Bob: I am...gonna hang up now
Me: Please don't
Bob: Why?
Me: I am trying to go to sleep, but it is dark in your guest room and I am scared
Bob: What am I supposed to do?
Me: ...Stay on the phone until I fall asleep?
Bob:..Fine
Me: Thank you
(Awww:3)
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Phowned
Feb 24, 2012 20:25:01 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 24, 2012 20:25:01 GMT -6
((Lol.))
John: Hey Britt?
Me: What? What did you do?
John: Uhh, I don't think I should tell you.
Me: Tell me.
John: I don't think you want to hear it though.
Me: For the love of God, John. Just tell me!
John: Umm, I just accidentally killed your cat.
Me: Which cat?
John: The gray one.
Me: F**K! John, that was Smokey. D****t! S**t!
John: Ok, so I can tell you're mad now. So I'l-
Me: Oh no. You're going to revive Smokey. He was my best cat I've ever had. Now you go fix him!
John: Yes mam. *Hangs up.*
Me: Hehe, whipped. *pets Smokey*
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Phowned
Feb 25, 2012 20:38:10 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 25, 2012 20:38:10 GMT -6
Me: Helloooo
Bob: Yes?
Me: Why hello
Bob:...hey why are you calling me?
Me: Well, I assumed you would know by using your common sense since this surpasses instincts that when someone as you would call it "Calls" You they must ask something I have no intention of chatting
Bob: What?.....what does that mean?
Me: I should have known you lesser educated homeosapiens would not understand scientific language.
Bob: Look, I don't know what your problem is but I do not appreciate being called stupid by someone like you
Me: Of course, I must have hit a nerve. I did not mean to be rude
Bob: I hope not I would not hesitate to kill you
Me: That is very un-necessary and uncalled for! You must know by now Violence is not the answer to the problem or issue that is taking place! I will not be spoken down to by you lower class, street mingling folk and you what you call your "Homedogs". It is not my fault my brain processes information faster than yours and I have more knownledge on..well everything. I must say you were very rude and I will not take that from a low class human such as yourself. Now I have more important things to do than chat angrily with you for hours on end until you brake down and start crying, so I am going to leave. As your typed would say "Peace out B****" *Hangs up*
Bob:....Wow
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Phowned
Feb 25, 2012 23:20:30 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 25, 2012 23:20:30 GMT -6
Me: Hey!
John: Hey. You're not still mad at me are you? And sorry I couldn't revive your cat.
Me: Nah, look out your window.
John: Uh ok. *looks out window* Oh wow, you got a cat that looks just like your old one.
Me: Wrong. That is my old one. And he's not old!
John: What? I did mouth to mouth to a stray?
Me: Hehe yes. And not just any stray, a rabid stray.
John: WHAT!?
Me: Haha, I'm just joking. I didn't know that cat.
John: Oh yea, that's good to know!
Me: Uh huh. So, I want you to go look up something on YouTube.
John: What?
Me: Ok, go to YouTube, then type in 'Why You Asking All Them Questions? #FCHW
John: Ok. Hold on. *watches video* Haha, what you know bout this pizza boi!? Haha, look at his face! Oh my God! This is f***ing hilarious!
Me: I know right!? Most hilarious s**t I've ever seen!
John: I just broke the replay button.
Me: Bahaha really? You're a tard. Bye *hangs up*
John: Uhh, random.
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Phowned
Feb 26, 2012 10:46:11 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 26, 2012 10:46:11 GMT -6
Bob: Hey..
Me:Hello..
Bob: Sooo.....
Me: Why did you call me??
Bob: Well, Remember our fight?
Me: Yes
Bob: I was thinking we should put all that behind us now...and I got you a cookie jar. How come you like never cuss?
Me: That is a reasonable solution and thank you. I only cuss when I am extremely mad and sometimes I do it randomly.
Bob: cool...But...your kicked off of the paint ball team
Me: What? Why?
Bob: Well, we just had a team meeting and all 3 of us agree you are off
Me: No there was no team meeting and I am a part of the team and I was not there meaning there was no team meeting
Bob: Well...we had a small group get together and you are off of the team
Me: Why!?
Bob: You won't let anyone else shoot...
Me: What do you mean?
Bob: You are taking all the fun out of it
Me: What?
Bob: Let's put it this way, you are annoying and controlling
Me: This is very rude and unethical. I do not see the purpose of kicking me off my own team I am way more educated at it then all three of you combined. I must warn you I plan on assembling my own team and we will go against you.
Bob: Thanks for the warning...
Me: (Picks up cookie jar and goes to walk down hallway but stops and turns around) Oh and one more thing
Bob: Yea?
Me: It's on B***h (Turns and leaves)
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Phowned
Feb 26, 2012 12:56:40 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 26, 2012 12:56:40 GMT -6
((I wish had a paintball team at school. That'd be fun.))
Me: Hey John!
John: Hey Britt, what's up?
Me: Oh nothing, I just went and seen the new Ghost Rider yesterday.
John: Really?
Me: YA!
John: Was it awesome?
Me: No.
John: Oh.
Me: IT WAS EPIC!
John: I gotta go see it.
Me: Yea, at the end-
John: Don't tell me!
Me: Ahh, fine.
John: Thank you.
Me: But just one spoiler?
John: No.
Me: FFFUUUUU!
John: Anytime.
Me: Ugh! *Hangs up*
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Phowned
Feb 26, 2012 19:08:26 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 26, 2012 19:08:26 GMT -6
( That would be awsome!)
Me: Bob...
Bob: Abby....
Me: I can see that you assembled your team quite well...
Bob: As can I....
Me: Good for you, though I hope you know your knownledge in speed and agility will not help you here for it is all about science and mathematics.
Bob:..riiight
Me: I will see you in the ring
Bob:yea...sure
Me:Bye *Hangs up*
Bob: Freakk...
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Phowned
Feb 26, 2012 20:07:02 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 26, 2012 20:07:02 GMT -6
(Sorry so short..I am in trouble:/)
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Phowned
Feb 26, 2012 20:57:28 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 26, 2012 20:57:28 GMT -6
((Tis fine.))
John: Hey Britt, I just wanted to let you know that I was just kidding.
Me: Yea right. You really would like that wouldn't you?
John: Um, nooo- fine yes!
Me: You are my best friend!
John: I know! I'm sorry!
Me: Ugg fine. You're forgiven. But that'll never change about how I feel about you?
John: You would like me?
Me: No, I wouldn't stop thinking about when you'd rape me.
John: I'm not a rapist!
Me: I know. There's a first time for everything though.
John: Yea. I promise I won't rape you. Or anyone at that. Ok, can we just change the subject and forget all of this?
Me: Good. And yes.
John: Cool...So do you wanna go o-...
Me: JOHN! Ugg bye! *hangs up*
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Phowned
Feb 27, 2012 18:12:11 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 27, 2012 18:12:11 GMT -6
(Baha!)
Me: Hello
Bob: Heyy
Me: I have a question
Bob: Yes?
Me: Theoretically speaking, if I were to tie a cat to a large rubber band and aim it at a large target approximately 20 yards away, how far back would I have to pull the rubber band?
Bob: How large is the rubber band?
Me: Theoretically speaking, about 8 feet long and 2 inches wide.
Bob: I would say about 4 feet.
Me: Thanks! *Hangs up*
Bob: Okk,,....anyways Mr.Mittens time for di-....NOOOO!!!
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Phowned
Feb 29, 2012 13:46:30 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 29, 2012 13:46:30 GMT -6
((Bahaha! Poor Mr. Mittens. And Bob. I'm going to use that in this post.))
John: Brittany I know you're probably still mad at me, but did you hear that?
Me: I thought I was just hearing things.
John: Me too, but I heard a cat after that. It was like MEEOOWW!!
Me: Meeooww?
John: No. MEEOOWW!!
Me: Oh yea. I see the difference. Well, hear the difference.
John: I wonder what happened.
Me: Somebody was probably either getting raped, like the poor cat could've gotten raped...poor kitteh. Or someone wanted revenge and slung Bob's, you know Bob from down the road don't you?, cat Mr. Mittens from a giant rubber band.
John: Neither of those two sound like something a sane person would do.
Me: Get over it. This world will never be completely sane!
John: Ok, just calm down.
Me: You DON'T tell me to calm down!
John: Oookkay, calm up?
Me: How about not tell me what to do!
John: Ok, I've had enough of this. Call me when you cool off. Or when you find out what happened. *hangs up*
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Phowned
Feb 29, 2012 18:50:22 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 29, 2012 18:50:22 GMT -6
(Bahahahha!!!!!! ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) ** Me: Hey Bob:Hey did you hear that sound? It sounded like Mr.Mittens and I can't find him! Me: Ok, calm down. Where did you last see him? Bob: He was out in the yard playing. Me: Ok, well I think John, you know John a few houses down, I think he shot it from a rubber band. I saw him earlier.. Bob: Ugh! I am gonna kill him! Me: Yeh, he said 'Haha, I hope Bob doesn't find out` Bob: I..how...oh I am gonna hurt him! Me: Umm,...Ima go get Mr.Mittens from John Bob: Ok!!!!
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Phowned
Mar 1, 2012 10:57:33 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Mar 1, 2012 10:57:33 GMT -6
((Lol.))
*Ring ring*
Me: What?
John: Why didn't you call back?
Me: You told me to call you when I cooled off. Or when I found out what happened.
John: You ain't done either yet?
Me: Oh yea, I'm much better, but you TOLD me. I TOLD YOU not to TELL ME what to do.
John: Ok, I'm sorry.
Me: Mhmm. Sure you are.
John: Oh my God. Hold on. Somethings outside my window. Oh my God it's Mr. Mittens! He's alive! Gotta call Bob! Three way!
*Ring ring*
John: Bob! Bob! I have Mr. Mittens. He is in my yard right now!
Me: Hey Bob.
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Phowned
Mar 1, 2012 20:31:49 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Mar 1, 2012 20:31:49 GMT -6
Bob: John? Is that you? You jerk!!! Of course you have my cat you were throwing it from a rubber band!!!!
Me:Hehehe
Bob: Abby? Get off the phone!
Me: Oh come on you won't even notice me
Bob: mhmmm suree
Me: Haha
Bob: John I want my cat back now!!!
Me:Yea!
Bob: Oh and hey Brittany!!
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New Member
Murr <3
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Phowned
Mar 2, 2012 15:24:51 GMT -6
Post by ame on Mar 2, 2012 15:24:51 GMT -6
(Kaaay... How would I jump in.... hmm... )
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Phowned
Mar 2, 2012 18:09:41 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Mar 2, 2012 18:09:41 GMT -6
((Awesome.))
John: What? No. What rubber band? I didn't take your cat.
Me: Hey Abby. How's it going.
John: Brittany, tell Bob that I didn't do it. I swear I was talking to Brittany the whole time.
Me: No he wasn't.
John: Brittany!? Yes I was.
Me: No you wadn't.
John: Do you have amnesia? Because clearly, if I wasn't on the phone with you, how are you on this four-way? Hmmm?
Me: Yea, I gotta go. Bye. *doesn't hang up. Is silent.*
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Phowned
Mar 3, 2012 18:12:36 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Mar 3, 2012 18:12:36 GMT -6
Me: Hey Brit!!! It's pretty good here what about you?
John: I know you took my cat! Abby tell him!
Me: Tell him what?
John: About the cat!
Me: You don't have a cat
John: What?!
Me: Yeah, you never have had a cat
Joh: I beg to differ!!! He took it!
Me:..No, He didn't I am sure of it.
John: Now he is lying to me and so are you
Me: Lying about what?
John: Oh My Goodness!!!
Me: What?
John: I want my cat!
Me: What cat?
John: I am not talking to you!
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Phowned
Mar 3, 2012 19:30:13 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Mar 3, 2012 19:30:13 GMT -6
((Lol you said John.))
Me: Cool.
John: Brittany! I thought you hung up.
Me: I lied. And you're a tard.
John: You just lied again.
Me: No I didn't.
John: Bob, I didn't take your cat!
Me: Haha, I won that argument.
John: Whatever!
Me: Haha.
John: Brittany, just go somewhere. Bob, I didn't take your cat! I just called to tell you that your cat is in my front yard.
Me: Boi, don't tell me what to do. I'll do what I wanna do, when I wanna do it. And you can't make me do nuthin.
John: Ok, could you please tell Bob that I didn't take his cat.
Me: Sure. Bob, John didn't take your cat. He was talking to me the whole time.
John: Thank you.
Me: No problem. Oh by the way, John. Go on your front porch.
John: Oookkaayy? *walks out front door*
Me: *jumps out* Raaaaaaa!
John: Ahhh!
Me: Ahahahahaha! Did y'all hear him. Ahhhh!
John: Shut up.
Me: Do I have to tell you this again. I will do what I want, when I want. And you can't make me.
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Phowned
Mar 3, 2012 22:49:27 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Mar 3, 2012 22:49:27 GMT -6
(Baha!! My bad)
Bob: Suree, you totally stole my cat
Me: What?
Bob: Hush abby
Me: Rude you hush
Bob: No you
Me: No you
Bob: No y- oh lord! This is so childish
Me: You started it
Bob: Whatever I want my cat!
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Phowned
Mar 4, 2012 10:02:31 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Mar 4, 2012 10:02:31 GMT -6
Me: D****t Bob! I told you. John didn't take your d**n cat!
John: D**n Britt. Chill.
Me: Ugg. I told you not to tell me what to do.
John: Oh no, I wadn't telling you what to do. I was giving you a psychological option for you to do. Haha, what'd I just say?
Me: I don't know. But ok. An option. Fine.
John: Now, Bob. I'll bring you your cat back. But he just roamed to my house. I promise you I didn't take him.
Me: Yea, John was on the phone with me the whole time. And cats roam.
John: Exactly. Now, I'm hungry. Do y'all wanna go out maybe to Outback?
Me: Yes! I want shrimp.
John: How bout buffet?
Me: Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! Bob, Abby, y'all gonna come?
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Phowned
Mar 4, 2012 13:19:50 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Mar 4, 2012 13:19:50 GMT -6
Bob: No
Me: He means yes
Bob: no
Me: Yes
Bob: I said no
Me: I said no
Bob: I mean it yes!
Me: No!
bob: We are going!
Me: Fine have it your way..
Bob: ..wait what just happened
Me: We are going out for lunch
Bob: Oh...ok
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Phowned
Mar 4, 2012 21:40:01 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Mar 4, 2012 21:40:01 GMT -6
John: Alright. Be ready in 30 minutes. I'll be by to pick you three up.
Me: No, I'll be by to pick you three up. I got a new car.
John: But, what about-.
Me: It's the new 2012 Chevy Camaro.
John: Fine. I wanna see it!
Me: You will soon. I'm going to go get ready now. Bye everybody!
John: Bye Britt.
Me: *hangs up*
John: Ok, so see you both in 30 minutes. Bye. *hangs up*
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*ring ring*
John: Hello?
Me: Hey I'm on my way.
John: Great, I'll call Abby and Bob.
*ring ring*
John: Bob, Abby, Britt's on her way.
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Phowned
Mar 31, 2012 9:03:33 GMT -6
Post by Guest Its me DeadRose60 on Mar 31, 2012 9:03:33 GMT -6
*Phone rings and walks over* Me: Um, hello? Prank Call Dude: Hey lazy, where the heck are you? Me: What the.. Who is this?! Prank Call Dude: Mr. Panda Man! *Covers ears and screams loudly into the phone* Prank Call Dude: GOD DUDE! Why?! That was louder than excpected! Me (without phone): Thats because i'm behind you with a knife and a doberman.. Prank Call Dude: D****t.. AHHHHHHH!
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Phowned
Mar 31, 2012 19:42:28 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Mar 31, 2012 19:42:28 GMT -6
((Bahaha))
*ring ring*
Me: Hello.
John: Hey Brittany. How'd your track meet go today.
Me: Terrible! On the mile relay, the girls wouldn't hurry, so I was like a lap behind everybody. But I finished 3rd. It sucks.
John: No that's good. What about the two mile?
Me: Don't speak of it.
John: Ok, I won't.
Me: I almost had a heart attack and they made me get off the track!
John: WHAT?
Me: I should've finished. I let everybody down.
John: No you didn't. It's fine. No race is worth your life. Think about it. You could've been seriously hurt or even killed today. There's always next time.
Me: I know, but what's worse is that I breathed in the stupid pesticides.
John: Pesticides? On the track?
Me: No it was on the football field. And yes.
John: Oh wow. What a track meet host. Beware of pesticides, but then they get a track meet and expect someone to stay off the field.
Me: Ikr? I gotta go. Bye John!
John: Ok, bye. Sorry you lost. Well, was forced off the track onto the pesticided field.
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