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Phowned
Feb 13, 2012 18:37:39 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 13, 2012 18:37:39 GMT -6
Hello thar!
I Can't Attend Meeting Because... pretty much explains it all. But, just because I want to, I'll explain it. You have a meeting you have to attend. And since nobody likes meetings, you now can come up with crazy excuses why you can't attend. Got it? Oh well, here's some examples.
-I can't attend the meeting because I have to go to McDonalds to steal a man's hamburger.
-I can't attend the meeting because I have to discover the center of the Earth.
Ok, so while playing 'I Can't Attend the Meeting Because...', I found a much funner game. It's called Phowned. Yea, epic name huh. I know it sucks...DUN JUDGE ME! Anyway, what this is is your two people and they have a random conversation. It could be about anything. Haha, even Mr. Mallard's funeral. Here's an example.
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John: Hey.
Me: Hiya!
John: So why can't you come to this meeting?
Me: I'm going to a funeral.
John: Who's.
Me: Mr. Mallard's.
John: Mr. Mallard? Who's that.
Me: Mr. Mallard Duck. Na durr. I'm going duck huntin! Wanna come?
John: Sure. We'll stick to the Mr. Mallard funeral plan. And hopefully we won't get fired again. We're lucky that we got our jobs back.
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Pretty simple right? Well then get to posting!
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Phowned
Feb 15, 2012 15:58:16 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 15, 2012 15:58:16 GMT -6
I can't attend the meeting because My goldfish has a doctors appointment.
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Phowned
Feb 15, 2012 20:20:44 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 15, 2012 20:20:44 GMT -6
((Lol.))
I can't attend the meeting because my hamster is getting his driver's license.
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Phowned
Feb 16, 2012 20:39:38 GMT -6
Post by pandapie22 on Feb 16, 2012 20:39:38 GMT -6
I can't attend the meeting because someone flushed my bird down the toilet.
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Phowned
Feb 17, 2012 15:44:47 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 17, 2012 15:44:47 GMT -6
I can't attend the meeting because my mom is finally getting a new toe.
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Phowned
Feb 17, 2012 16:34:11 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 17, 2012 16:34:11 GMT -6
I can't attend the meeting because I locked myself out of my car and it got swamped in a downpour because I left the top down.
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Phowned
Feb 17, 2012 17:11:00 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 17, 2012 17:11:00 GMT -6
I can't attend the meeting because I got my foot stuck in my toilet.
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Phowned
Feb 17, 2012 18:39:57 GMT -6
Post by pandapie22 on Feb 17, 2012 18:39:57 GMT -6
I can't attend the meeting cause my skunk swallowed my hand.
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Phowned
Feb 17, 2012 18:58:40 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 17, 2012 18:58:40 GMT -6
I can't attend the meeting because YOU can't attend the meeting, and you were supposed to drive me:)
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 13:12:47 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 18, 2012 13:12:47 GMT -6
Me: Hello.
John: Yes, we have a meeting tomorrow. You need to come.
Me: I can't attend the meeting because I'll forget.
John: I'll call you tomorrow and remind you then.
Me: I'll forget your number and won't answer my phone.
John: Its 555-5555.
Me: Oh that's good to know. 123-4567
John: No, 555-5555.
Me: Gotcha. I'll write it down right now.
John: Good.
Me: I forgot it. My paper just caught on fire and I have no more.
John: Then I'll just come pick you up.
Me: You can't do that.
John: Why not?
Me: Because you don't know where I live.
John: Well tell me.
Me: Ok then. Take a plane to Poland. Then when you're at the airport, take a right at....
John: Woah. The meeting is in Tennessee. It's no where near Poland.
Me: Oops, I won't be able to make it to the meeting then. It takes a week to get to Tennessee from here. I'll see you day after tomorrow at work. Bye! *hangs up*
John: But you said a week... -.-
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 15:47:57 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 18, 2012 15:47:57 GMT -6
(Omfg that's great!)
Bob: Hey, we got a meeting tomorrow remember?
Me: I can't attend the meeting because my goldfish died.
Bob: You keep your gold fish at the office, I am looking at it right now
Me: I meant my dog is sick
Bob: Your dog died 2 weeks ago...
Me: Oops I meant my horse is pregnant
Bob:You live in an apartment where would you keep a horse?
Me: My bad, I meant My lizard is sick
Bob: You don't have a lizard
Me: Oh, well I Better go buy one. I guess I can't attend the meeting I will be to busy buying a lizard. See you the day after tomorrow with my new hamster! *Hangs up*
Bob:..Hamster?
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 16:34:08 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 18, 2012 16:34:08 GMT -6
((Baha ikr? It's way more funnier.))
John: Hey, I've called to tell you that the meeting from yesterday was cancelled. You didn't miss anything, but I hope you've come back from Poland.
Me: Oh yes I have. When's the meeting?
John: Tonight.
Me: Yea, about that. I can't attend the meeting tonight.
John: Why not? You've missed last night's?
Me: Because.
John: Because why?
Me: Because I'm not in Tennessee.
John: Well then where are you?
Me: I'm in the North Pole.
John: The North Pole doesn't have signal.
Me: I'm using Santa's phone.
John: Really? Well maybe he can run you home real quick.
Me: Nope sorry can't. You're right. There is no signal up here. Kssshhhh
John: Stop faking signal loss.
Me: Ugg. I can't attend the meeting.
John: Tell me why? And it better be good.
Me: Because uh, I'm pregnant!
John: Really? Is that why you're so fat?
Me: I'm going to kill you. I'm not really pregnant!
John: Oh. Oh my. I didn't mean fat. I meant...round?
Me: I won't be at the meeting tonight. And you won't either. *hangs up*
John: I'm dead.
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 17:05:26 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 18, 2012 17:05:26 GMT -6
Me: Hello?
Bob: Hey, we have another meeting tonight
Me: I can't go sorry
Bob: Why not?!
Me: My wife is sick
Bob: No she isn't I am looking at her right now at the office
Me: Well, that is because she just now got better and I meant my toilet broke
Bob:..You just got a new toilet yesterday
Me: Well, my giraffe has gone mad
Bob:..Giraffe? I know you don't have a giraffe!
Me: That is your opinion
Bob: That wasn't an opinion that was a fact!
Me: Pshhh, learn to use punctuation.
Bob: I am talking to you on a phone we don't need punctuation!!
Me: The meeting is canceled
Bob: Why?
Me: Because our boss died
Bob: No he didn't I am looking at him right now
Me: Brb, I gotta go fix something
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, his funeral is tonight
Bob: What?
Me: The boss died
Bob: Actually I think you killed him
Me: What! Why?
Bob: Because you were very messy about it and didn't even bother to leave the office before calling me and I am looking at you right now not to mention your bloody shirt
Me:Oh.....I won't be at the meeting tonight and if you say anything, you won't see another meeting in your life *Hangs up*
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 18:35:11 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 18, 2012 18:35:11 GMT -6
John: Hello? Brittany! It's good to talk to you. We have another meeting tonight. Thank goodness you didn't kill me yesterday.
Me: *breathing into phone*
John: Uhh, Britt?
Me: John. It's good to talk to you again. I wouldn't kill you. I'd just majorly hurt you. And I can't make the meeting tonight.
John: Again? Why not?
Me: Because I'm fat. I'm going to the gym.
John: I was just kidding.
Me: No you wadn't. Oh, wanna see a magic trick?
John: How can I?
Me: Open your back door.
John: Uhh, ok.
*John opens door and I jump out and kick him in his shins, then run down the road screaming* "Rape! That man right there." *points to John*
Me: Haha, good trick huh?
John: Brittany! The f**k man?
Me: I'm not a man. I'm a girl. Oh, btw, the police are coming. Call boss and tell him neither one of us will make it to the meeting because you'll be in jail and I'll be sitting beside you because I just stole the police's megaphone.
*runs down the street yelling in megaphone* "Everyone run to Poland! A man just tried to rape me!"
Me: Haha, now you have no friends. Except me. You know I love you.
John: Of course you do. -.-
*Me and John sitting in jail when the policeman walks up and says* "Your boss just called. He wants to know why you weren't at the meeting?"
Me: Let me talk to that mofo! *grabs phone* Look, me and John are in jail and you're worried about why we weren't at the meeting?
Boss: Pretty much yea.
Me: Grrrr WE'RE IN F****N JAIL!
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 18:56:11 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 18, 2012 18:56:11 GMT -6
Bob: Hello?
Me: *Silent*
Bob: Is this jake? From accounting?
Me: No
Bob: Um,...is thi-
Me: This is Abby,...I am in jail
Bob: Why!?
Me: You F****** told!
Bob: Oh....
Me: Do you hear those sirens?
Bob:Yeh why?
Me: That is me..I broke out of Jail.
Bob: Omg! Why?
Me: Open your front door
Bob: Um ok...
*Opens front door and sees note that says "I am in your house"
Bob: Abby? Don't do anything stupid
Abby: I can see you!
Bob:..oh god
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 20:06:17 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 18, 2012 20:06:17 GMT -6
((Haha, I'm going to start a new forum game. It's gonna be called....Phone Call. Lol, the name is lame I know. But I can't think of another name. Help me?))
John: Brittany! Thank gosh your parents are rich!
Me: My parents ain't rich. They stole that money to bail us out. When's the next meeting, cuz I can't attend it.
John: That's really nice to know, now I know that you're parents are thieves and that you make up excuses just so you can't attend the meetings.
Me: You figure me out so well.
John: I know I do. So the meeting is again tonight. What's your excuse?
Me: Me and you are going to Alaska. We're going to watch the Northern Lights.
John: Great. Vacation time!
Me: Pack your bags and get ready. I'm on my way. I hope you like flying in planes.
John: Ehh, sure. And boss says no we can't.
Me: Like I'll listen to him. Do you want to go to Alaska or not?
John: Of course I do!
Me: Well then come on, I'm waiting outside.
*Sitting in the truck, still talking on their phones.*
Me: The Northern Lights are beautiful!
John: So worth missing a meeting.
Boss: You're both fired!!!
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 20:12:26 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 18, 2012 20:12:26 GMT -6
(Baha , Conversation Disaster? Or meeting Phone call? All of them are lamex3)
Me: Heyyy buddy!
Bob: Hi...
Me: Soo, you still haven't found me? I have been hiding in your house for days!
Bob: I have looked everywhere
Me:Really?
Bob: Oh yeah everywhere *Is sitting on couch eating chips*
Me:.....You liar
Bob: What?
Me: I am watching you Bob, you are lieing to me, This relationship will never work if you lie!
Bob: Relationship! I just wanted to know if you were coming to the meeting! How did all of this start!
Me: With you saying I do!
Bob:..What!?
Me: Well, fine then! *Hangs up*
Bob: What the crap!?
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 20:45:45 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 18, 2012 20:45:45 GMT -6
((Haha it can rhyme with phone. Something like Phone Owned. Haha zone rhymes with it too. I dunno. I just do not know!))
John: Hey.
Me: Hiya!
John: So why can't you come to this meeting?
Me: I'm going to a funeral.
John: Who's.
Me: Mr. Mallard's.
John: Mr. Mallard? Who's that.
Me: Mr. Mallard Duck. Na durr. I'm going duck huntin! Wanna come?
John: Sure. We'll stick to the Mr. Mallard funeral plan. And hopefully we won't get fired again. We're lucky that we got our jobs back.
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 21:44:31 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 18, 2012 21:44:31 GMT -6
(Haha i know right:)**
Me: Heyy! Do you have any shampoo?
Bob: You are in my bath!
Me: No, I am in your shower
Bob: I am going up there
Me: No!
Bob: Why not?
Me: Helloooo I am naked!
Bob:oh...I will wait outside the door.
(5 minutes later)
Me: Why are you just sitting there?
Bob: I am waiting for you to come out you have been hiding in my house for weeks!
Me: I am not in there I crawled out through the air duct. I am somewhere else in the house:3
Bob: Oh lord, can I have a hint?
Me: Oh 20 questions! It is large
Bob:..oh lord
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Phowned
Feb 18, 2012 23:13:31 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 18, 2012 23:13:31 GMT -6
Me: John! John! Mr. Mallard's funeral was so tragic.
John: I know! It was such a tragic moment for all ducks.
Me: Tonight I'm going to Mr. Deer's funeral.
John: John Deere died?
Me: Really? Yea, he died.
John: Oh John Deere. You look like a steer. You always drink beer. And act like a que..
Me: Just hush. I don't even think John Deere is a real person.
John: *le gasp* John Deere ain't real?
Me: No. So stop rhyming.
John: But. It aint no crime. I love to rhyme.
Me: John, remember, I know where you live.
John: I'm shutting up now. So I take a bow and eat a sow. Ok, I'm done.
Me: Good! Now, go to sleep!
((Lol, this will no longer be "I Can't Attend the Meeting Because..." It's going to be named. "Phowned" That's retarded, but I dun care. DUN JUDGE ME!))
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Phowned
Feb 19, 2012 13:58:03 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 19, 2012 13:58:03 GMT -6
Me: Hey I have a question
Bob: Yes?
Me: Where is the go-gurt I bought last week?
Bob: I don't know!
Me: You ate it...
Bob: How do you know?
Me: The empty wrapper is beside your bed!
Bob: So..
Me: That's fine,..you have to sleep sometime *Hangs up*
Bob: Oh god..*Hears crawling noises in the wall*
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Phowned
Feb 19, 2012 14:17:43 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 19, 2012 14:17:43 GMT -6
John: *ring ring* Hey Britt.
Me: Who's this?
John: Don't be a tard, you know who this is.
Me: How'd you know I was a tard? Are you stalking me? RAPE!
John: No no no. I'm not a stalker. This is John.
Me: LIAR!
John: No, this is really John.
Me: I know you're John, but you said you're not a stalker.
John: I'm not.
Me: LIAR!
John: I'm not lying!
Me: You just lied again.
John: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there.
John: Open your door. There's a stalker outside.
Me: Open your door. There's a stalker outside who?
John: No, just go open your door.
Me: I don't get it. That's the most tardest joke ever, John.
John: It wasn't really supposed to be a joke. There really is a stalker outside your door.
Me: LIAR!
John: Oh really? Go check.
Me: Fine! *opens door* Oh hey John. Where's the stalker?
John: Oi.
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Phowned
Feb 19, 2012 14:26:13 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 19, 2012 14:26:13 GMT -6
Bob: Abby.
Me: Yeeesss?
Bob: Why are you switching the power on and off?
Me: Because it saves more energy, besides you can still use your cell see? Your using it now
Bob: Because my power is going haywire!
Me: That is my fault!
Bob: I know so stop!
Me: Nooo,noo I no stop
Bob: Abby I swear!
Me: Fine! *Leaves power off*
Bob: Lord!
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Phowned
Feb 23, 2012 17:28:36 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Feb 23, 2012 17:28:36 GMT -6
John: Brittany!!!!
Me: John!!!!
John: ...
Me: What?
John: Uhh, I forgot.
Me: Ugh. So you forget that easily?
John: Yea. It's sad.
Me: Yes i-
John: I REMEMBER!
Me: Uhh ok, tell me then.
John: Oh right. Dustin had to tell you something.
Me: Ok, I'll put it on three-way.
John: Ok.
*ring ring*
Me: Don't say nothing.
John: Aight.
*ring ring*
Dustin: Hello?
Me: DUSTIN!!!!
Dustin: BRITTANY!!!!
Me: What'd you have to tell me?
Dustin: What?
Me: John said you had to tell me something.
Dustin: Oh right. *mumbles unclearly* I'm gonna kill him.
Me: What's that.
Dustin: Nothin, so what you doin this weekend?
Me: Nothin really.
Dustin: So you wanna go-
John: NO SHE DOESN'T!
Dustin: Oh hey John.
Me: JOHN!
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Phowned
Feb 23, 2012 18:09:11 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Feb 23, 2012 18:09:11 GMT -6
(Baha!)
Me: Ring ring
Bob:...umm
Me:Ring ring..
Bob: I already picked up the phone..
Me:Ring ring ring ring ring ri-
Bob: What!?
Me: Well, I never..
Bob: Ughh,..I am sorry.
Me: Pinky promise?
Bob: Yes I promise
Me: Hehe, do you know where the olives are?
Bob: Get out of my fridge!!
Me: But...I am hungry
Bob:...I poisoned all the food!
Me: Ugh! Rude! *Hangs up*
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