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Phowned
Apr 1, 2012 11:53:25 GMT -6
Post by deadrose60 on Apr 1, 2012 11:53:25 GMT -6
*Phone rings and grabs cell phone* Me: Heello. Natasha: Hey, what are you doing? I thought you said you'd be over today?! Me: Nah i'm watching A wolf film. Natasha: W-WHAT?! Which?! Me: *Swallows food* Alpha And Omega, why? Natasha: *facepalm* Alpha and Omega.. Seriously?.. Thats a kids film! Me: Shhh! Kate's fighting bears! Natasha: The 2012 Kids Choice Awards is on.. Me: *Screams!* IM CHANGING IT!! Natasha: Haha! Me: Changed it, gotta go watch it! Bye!!! *turns off cell phone* ((Im watching KCA Right now))
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Phowned
Apr 1, 2012 17:54:59 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Apr 1, 2012 17:54:59 GMT -6
((Lol I'm not. I don't watch award shows. I hardly ever watch TV period. But I am listening to Brantley Gilbert.(: ))
Me: John! *ring ring* Me: John! *ring ring* Me: JOHN! Weird woman: You have reached the voicemail of *blurred number*. Please leave a message after the beep. *beep* Me: F**k you! Don't tell me what to do!
John listening to the message: Uhh, ookay?
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Phowned
Apr 2, 2012 16:40:36 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Apr 2, 2012 16:40:36 GMT -6
Me: Hello? *Ring* Me:....hey? *Ring* Woman: Hello, mr.bob residence how can I help you? Me:..May I speak to Bob Woman: Ugh..no...no Mr.Bob is not home Bob: Barbra who is that? Me: Isn't that him? Woman:No...no mr.bob no here *Hangs up* Me:...what the crap
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Phowned
Apr 2, 2012 17:56:19 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Apr 2, 2012 17:56:19 GMT -6
John: Brittany answer your ph-
Me: Hello?
John: Oh hey Britt. Yeah, I got the message. Mind telling me what it meant?
Me: What?
John: The voicemail. You said, and this is your exact words 'F**k you! Don't tell me what to do!'
Me: Oh right. Yea, I was talking to the woman that told me to leave a message after the beep, then beeep.
John: *facepalm* Bless you child.
Me: I didn't sneeze?
John: Oh lord have mercy. Just hush.
Me: F**k you! Don't tell me what to do!
John: Haha, I see what you did there.
Me: Haha Ikr?
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Phowned
Apr 3, 2012 16:56:45 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Apr 3, 2012 16:56:45 GMT -6
Bob: Hey abby Me:...what? Bob: I just wanted to say hey! Me:...really?...what do you want? Bob: Nothing... Me: Ima act smart to get on your nerves! Bob: Wait what? Me: I am assuming you knew what I said and understood it all together, but you are saying this out of shock? Or are you stupid Bob:...god help you Me: Why? What is gonna happen to me?
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Phowned
Apr 3, 2012 20:14:50 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Apr 3, 2012 20:14:50 GMT -6
Me: John!
John: What?
Me: I just listened to 'Smooth Criminal' because Crystal told me to. It sounds like he says 'Spoon Criminal.' Haha.
John: No it don't. He says 'Smooth.' How'd you get spoon from smooth?
Me: Because I'm special like that!
John: Of course you are. Spoons are going to attack you.
Me: Oh my gosh you're right! I'll never look at a spoon the same!
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Phowned
Apr 4, 2012 16:38:50 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Apr 4, 2012 16:38:50 GMT -6
(I love that song:)**
Me: Heller!!
BoB: Hey...
Me: Whatcha be doin??
Bob: Well, not talking like a retard
Me: Hmm, you should be!
Bob: Why
Me: Because I said so!
Bob: Whatt??
Me: Do.It.
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Phowned
Apr 4, 2012 21:43:54 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Apr 4, 2012 21:43:54 GMT -6
((Lol. My favorite song is 'Here Without You' by 3 Doors Down. It's not country, but it's my fav. And that was my first time hearing Smooth Criminal. I don't listen to MJ.))
John: So guess what.
Me: I don't know what?
John: I'm going out with Madison, you know the one fro-.
Me: Yea I know. You're going out with that sl*t!? Don't talk to me anymore. *hangs up*
*ring ring*
Dustin: Hello.
Me: Dustin!
Dustin: Brittany! What is it?
Me: Did you know John's going out with Madison! Madison!
Dustin: Yeah I heard. Does he not remember 6th grade?
Me: I guess not! But I told him not to talk to me anymore. Now you'll be my best guy friend?
Dustin: Britt, you know I always was.
Me: I sorta did.
Dustin: No, you know 100 percent.
Me: I know. Hey, Dustin?
Dustin: Yes?
Me: Can you go punch John in the face for me?
Dustin: Of course I can. I'll get your brother to video it so you can watch it when you're sad.
Me: Aww, you're so sweet. Speaking of my brother, where's Randy?
Dustin: He ain't here.
Me: Suprisingly.
Dustin: Hey, you can't blame him. It's me.
Me: Probably. Well look, I'll call you later, I gotta go.
Dustin: Alright sweety. Talk to you tomorrow.
((Aww. Ole Pugh boy is like my other brother. This would be the exact conversation between us. Lol.))
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Phowned
Apr 5, 2012 15:59:54 GMT -6
Post by The Abbs-Myster on Apr 5, 2012 15:59:54 GMT -6
haha awww:3 Ima make one about me and my crush!)
Me: Hello?
Colton: Hey, whatsup?
Me: Oh hey colton! Oh nothing just hanging out what about you?
Colton:Oh nothing just talking to you, by the way, how would you like to see a movie?
Me: Really?
Colton: Yeah!
Me: Well, sure!!
Colton: Cool, I'll see what they are playing
Me: Oh I can do it
Colton: No, I can do it don't worry Abby, just get ready for the movies, I'll pick you up in 20
Me: Okay....Bye!
(I love the way he says my name!!!! he has like a kind country but like deep country accent and it sounds amazing:D)
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Phowned
Apr 6, 2012 23:09:17 GMT -6
Post by Brittany on Apr 6, 2012 23:09:17 GMT -6
Dustin: Hey Possum.
Me: Hey. What cha doin?
Dustin: Bout to go mud boggin. Wanna come?
Me: You know good 'n well you're gonna sink that d**n fourwheeler. You do it everytime.
Dustin: I know. But you wanna?
Me: Yea, I'll get Randy to drive me over there. See you in a minute. Oh by the way, I want some alligator. Get. Me. Some.
Dustin: No problem sweetie. Cheese is cookin it right now.
Me: Yayayayay! Ok, me and Randy will be there in about 10 minutes.
((Oh if I didn't go to his house at least once every other week, I wouldn't be typing this right now. But I love both my bubbas. Lol, well, all 3 of my bubbas.))
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Phowned
Apr 29, 2012 10:12:41 GMT -6
Post by deadrose60 on Apr 29, 2012 10:12:41 GMT -6
Natasha: Avril, awnser the phone Me: Hola Natasha! Whats up? Natasha: Nothin' you? Me: Bah.. All thats happening is me and my new cub. Natasha: Your a lion now?! Me: ... NO! Natasha: Sorry Me: Anyways, I adopted a lion cub and called it Roxy. Natasha: Wait, don't you have a mare? Me: Yep, a Gypsy Vanner. Natasha: Then why do you have a Lion cub? Me: I gotta go my horse is hungry and my cub has to go to the toilet see ya Natasha: Wait wait wait! -long beep and puts phone down- Natasha (without phone): A Gypsy Vanner and a Lion?
((XD))
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